Monday, October 29, 2007

HE HOG'S COMIC BOOK WORLD - SECRET IDENTITIES

MULTIPLE SECRET IDENTITIES

He-Hog loves the concept of having a secret identity so much, he has more than one.

• DR. HORTOBAGY BOGHOSIAN, Comedy Dentist

One secret identity he assumes is
DR. HORTOBAGY BOGHOSIAN, a
family dentist.

• PRISON CONVICT

Another identity is a MILD-MANNERED PRISON CONVICT, serving out a life sentence for unspeakable crimes against humanity. Whenever he hears the call to justice, he has to slug a guard and escape from prison in order to preserve law and order.

• SUPERHERO

Sometimes He-Hog poses in a role that no one would ever suspect, ANOTHER SUPERHERO. We show him changing in a phone booth from one superhero costume to another.

• QUACK PSYCHOLOGIST

In this role, He-Hog lures unsuspecting sufferers into such crackpot therapies as primal screaming. He gets on the floor with his patients and screams with them at the top of their lungs. He debases his patients horribly, making them roll around on the floor, visit their past lives and bark like a dog.

On the wall behind his desk, he has diplomas in related fields of psychology, such as a degree in chicanery.

At the beginning of a new patient’s treatment, He-Hog carefully advises his subject that he is not here to “cure” him, he is here to finance his new house in Maine.

He-Hog despises charlatans and so eventually exposes himself.

• CLARK KENT (w/o pants)

He Hog is disguised as Clark Kent in suit jacket and tie, but is naked from the waist down, like He-Hog, curly tail and all.

5 comments:

Jorge Garrido said...

HAHAHAHA!!! Ok, I usually HATE superhero parodies but this is really funny! I'll pay top dollar for this show!

Callum said...

Looks really great, I'd pay to se it (hell, I'd pay to see anything directed by John K)

Taco Wiz said...

I'm sorry I've been commenting so much, BUT THIS IS GENIUS!

THIS
IS
HILARIOUS!

*points a gun at an executive* MAKE THIS CARTOON, YOU DIRTY FOOTED HIPPIE LADY!

Jose said...

whoa, no: i LOVE superhero parodies. when done right, of course. always up for some pooperman, even.

i saw he-hog at a john k retrospective in melbourne. depressed that there was never more he-hog stuff made. though excited that it exists...

as long as he's in that variety show (my top favorite idea, so far)

Jim Rockford said...

WHY DOESNT SOMEONE BUY THIS SHOW?????!!!!!!
I HAD TO LAUGH OUT LOUD JUST READING SOME OF THE FUNNY IDEAS YOU THOUGHT UP.

Boghosian the family dentist?!

my favorites were his "mild mannered prison convict" secret identity....and the QUACK PSYCHOLOGIST.

"I'm not here to cure you,I'm here to finance my new house in Maine"

I cant believe some **smart** network hasnt picked up any of these shows.

with so much crap on tv we need some funny cartoons again.

I sure hope to hell these will get made!


Thanks for sharing these ideas with us,at least we can see what were missing out on.