HE HOG'S COMIC BOOK WORLD - SECRET IDENTITIES

MULTIPLE SECRET IDENTITIES

He-Hog loves the concept of having a secret identity so much, he has more than one.

• DR. HORTOBAGY BOGHOSIAN, Comedy Dentist

One secret identity he assumes is
DR. HORTOBAGY BOGHOSIAN, a
family dentist.

• PRISON CONVICT

Another identity is a MILD-MANNERED PRISON CONVICT, serving out a life sentence for unspeakable crimes against humanity. Whenever he hears the call to justice, he has to slug a guard and escape from prison in order to preserve law and order.

• SUPERHERO

Sometimes He-Hog poses in a role that no one would ever suspect, ANOTHER SUPERHERO. We show him changing in a phone booth from one superhero costume to another.

• QUACK PSYCHOLOGIST

In this role, He-Hog lures unsuspecting sufferers into such crackpot therapies as primal screaming. He gets on the floor with his patients and screams with them at the top of their lungs. He debases his patients horribly, making them roll around on the floor, visit their past lives and bark like a dog.

On the wall behind his desk, he has diplomas in related fields of psychology, such as a degree in chicanery.

At the beginning of a new patient’s treatment, He-Hog carefully advises his subject that he is not here to “cure” him, he is here to finance his new house in Maine.

He-Hog despises charlatans and so eventually exposes himself.

• CLARK KENT (w/o pants)

He Hog is disguised as Clark Kent in suit jacket and tie, but is naked from the waist down, like He-Hog, curly tail and all.