Thursday, April 29, 2010

THE HE HOG MOVIE with Professor Mole

PROFESSOR MOLE AND HIS EVIL INSECT BMF THREATEN ARMAGEDDON!
THE BRAIN THAT PUNISHED A PLANET
This is Professor Mole's brain. It is packed with dangerous ideas. Moles grow on it in front of our very eyes. They devour his thoughts causing his scalp to tingle with a burning urgency too intense for our puny imaginations to contemplate.
This is Professor Mole, owner of the brain.
The Professor is quiveringly deranged but not technically evil. He just has a burning brain that hungers to tamper with God's laws.
Professor Mole is so hideous that he is shunned by society and must conduct his awesome experiments in a hidden basement laboratory. The basement is putrid with dank mold and creeping things of a lower order.

MIKEY MANTID
MIKEY IS A PRAYING MANTIS WHO LIVES IN THE BASEMENT OF THE SAME TENEMENT BUILDING AS PROFESSOR MOLE. THE PROFESSOR DICOVERS HIM ONE DAY HOVERING IN THE DANK SHADOWS. TO MOLE'S SURPRISE,MIKEY IS NOT AFRAID OF THE PROFESSOR'S DEEPLY UGLY COUNTENANCE. THE PROFESSOR BEFRIENDS MIKEY AND FEEDS HIM.

MIKEY IS PROFESSOR MOLE'S ONLY FRIEND. UNLIKE HIS KINDLY MASTER, MIKEY IS TRULY EVIL. MOLE, BLINDED BY HIS LOVE FOR MIKEY, UNWITTINGLY COMMITS UNSPEAKABLE ATROCITIES ON MANKIND.

ask about FEEDING TIME if you dare...

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