tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41472355694351022732024-02-18T18:19:25.833-08:00JOHN K. PITCH BLOGJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-79017563004894623912012-02-22T09:58:00.001-08:002012-07-30T10:10:03.756-07:00Demo ToyFree Bags!!for Macintosh and Windows!JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-58656041594301660812011-11-04T17:07:00.000-07:002012-01-19T20:19:43.273-08:00Thing In ProgressCLICK THEM TO TURN THEM AROUNDhttp://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2011/07/messin-around-with-my-new-toy.htmlhttp://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2008/04/wally-man-made-of-skin-and-pink.htmlhttp://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2008/04/goofy-gremlins-in-color.htmlhttp://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2008/04/fump-pics.htmlKIDS LOVE TO COLLECT CHEAP TOYSJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-25746643831951282352010-06-09T12:11:00.000-07:002011-06-30T10:23:56.357-07:00He Hog and VillainsHE HOG'S POWERS AND WEAKNESSHE HOG'S SECRET IDENTITIESPROFESSOR MOLEMIKEY MANTIDTHE DOOMSDAY MACHINEHE HOG THE MOVIELinks to stories and stuff:http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2006/02/calling-all-kids-he-hog-atomic-pig.htmlhttp://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2007/10/he-hogs-comic-book-world-secret.htmlhttp://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2007/10/he-hogs-secret-headquarters.htmlhttp://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-40883907906683888822010-04-29T09:27:00.000-07:002011-06-30T10:23:17.125-07:00THE HE HOG MOVIE with Professor MolePROFESSOR MOLE AND HIS EVIL INSECT BMF THREATEN ARMAGEDDON!THE BRAIN THAT PUNISHED A PLANETThis is Professor Mole's brain. It is packed with dangerous ideas. Moles grow on it in front of our very eyes. They devour his thoughts causing his scalp to tingle with a burning urgency too intense for our puny imaginations to contemplate.This is Professor Mole, owner of the brain.The Professor is JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-6114602008531018572009-11-20T07:24:00.000-08:002009-12-10T23:32:07.038-08:00Meeting:THE HEARTACHESHe Hog the Atomic PigKaspar The Unfriendly BearKASPAR PILOT STORYMORE KASPAR STORYBOARDSREPACKAGING CLASSIC CARTOONS AND ADDING NEW WRAPAROUNDS AND CARTOONSTOYS AND CARTOONS COMBINED - RETRO IDEASPUMCO ACTION TOYS AND CARTOONSSPUMCO TOYSJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-79511521743967803372009-09-25T10:09:00.000-07:002010-01-22T23:30:03.751-08:00Kaspar PilotKaspar wakes up with a particularly irritating bullet in his eye one morning and decides to write a letter."I know you did it!"outline by Tom Minton:KASPAR THE THWARTER OF URGES A WONDERFUL MORNING - LetterA nice day in the forest, beautiful flowers. Kaspar sits, looking thoughtful. We reveal he’s writing a letter as the sun slowly rises.“I just thought I’d write and tell you exactly what I thinkJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-35574970187234452322009-08-20T17:05:00.000-07:002009-08-23T10:50:56.225-07:00Wally Whimsy Pilot StoryPrologue:In Limbo, a group of gremlins are exchanging superstitious stories about contacts with human beings: mythological creatures who supposedly inhabit the 3rd dimension.http://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2008/02/goofy-gremlins.htmlWally doesn't buy it. He laughs at the ignorant reports, especially at the warnings of bad luck that follows encounters with the mythical humans.Dissolve to:The JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-84477694742714139682009-08-20T17:00:00.000-07:002009-08-23T10:44:37.642-07:00Wally WhimsyThe Wally Whimsy ShowShow PremiseThe Wally Whimsy Show is a take off on a time tested-Saturday Morning Cartoon genre - The ‘small’ show. ‘Small’ shows typically feature tiny magical creatures that bring good fortune to people or ‘get along’ with everybody. We are supposed to learn morals from them and generally get the message that everything will be oh so wonderful if we only learn to love each JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-51571301618515210012009-08-17T10:37:00.000-07:002009-12-09T18:31:53.495-08:00John K. Presents: episode 2Episode 2Titles and INTRO: 2 minutes - Live Action John with...CARTOON 1: 5 minutes: Heartaches Poodle StoryTHE HEARTACHESFake Commercial: 1 minute: My Little Ass - meet the Share BearsCARTOON 2: 3 minutes: TBD?OUTRO and titles: 1 minute:JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-78135073266557452192009-08-17T10:27:00.000-07:002009-08-17T10:35:13.185-07:00MISERABLE THE DISAGREEABLE MOOSE -1(1st Bear/Moose cartoon)[SITUATION: Kaspar is usually the one who irritates the Rangers of Ruthenia. Miserable the Disagreeable Moose comes along and pesters the Rangers. Kaspar Bear must challenge Miserable’s meanness in order to assert his authority.]MorningKaspar wakes up one morning. Sun shining through hole in his tree. He wipes the crud off his eyes (add joke-what does he do with it?)JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-56406297387658640462009-08-17T10:22:00.000-07:002009-08-17T10:27:45.491-07:00GOODY 3 SHOESEST GOODY 3 SHOESGoody Three-Shoes wears red plastic shoes on her cute 3 feet.Everybody likes her, which makes her sad.She’s looking for someone to detest her.People always give her presents and ask her to marry them.One day she sits on a stump, crying.Grumpy Kaspar walks up to her and asks her “What’s wrong, little girl?”Goody blubbers: “Nobody hates me!”KASPAR ASSURES HER HE HATES HERBear saysJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-20291103327303263002009-08-17T10:16:00.000-07:002009-08-23T11:16:27.182-07:00John K.Presents Format: Episode 1Episode 1Titles and INTRO: 2 minutes - Live Action John with Kaspar and characters on desk intros 1st cartoonCARTOON 1: 5 minutes: Kraspar The Unreasonable BearKASPAR EPISODE 1 ESTABLISHING CARTOONFake Commercial: 1 minute: My Little Asshttp://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2009/08/my-little-ass.htmlCARTOON 2: 3 minutes: TBD?http://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2009/08/wally-whimsy.htmlhttp://JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-43937285304636041602009-08-13T10:41:00.000-07:002009-08-23T11:36:11.417-07:00My Little AssMy Little Ass – Toy Commercial live action sequenceTwo little girls play with something OSGirl #1: What color is your little ass, Jennie?Girl #2: My Little Ass is purple! What color is your Little Ass, Suzy?Girl #1: My Little Ass is pink! Hey! Let’s comb each other’s ass hair!Girl #2: Ok!Eddie (dad) steps inDad: Hey hey hey hey hey! What kind of talk is that for little girls? Didn’t I raiseJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-76989956597704281222009-08-04T09:36:00.000-07:002009-08-04T09:52:09.710-07:00Kraspar's Basic PremiseHere is a typical scenario for Kraspar:MORE PICS OF KRASPAR AND HIS ENEMIESSTORIES TO COME...JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-79804932842892905242009-08-03T15:31:00.000-07:002010-08-31T12:01:14.369-07:00John K. Presents - a Funny Animal Cartoon Variety ShowJOHN K. PRESENTSSEE SOME STORYBOARDS HERE!The show offers funny animal cartoons and characters in what would be called skits in variety shows. Characters that become extra popular come back and can be spun off into series.The format for the cartoon show is inspired by:Walt Disney’s Wonderful World:The Walt Disney Show always started with live action of Walt at his desk talking to the audience. JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-26087012398859964012009-03-29T20:41:00.001-07:002012-01-20T09:32:42.991-08:00George Liquor Pitch PostersJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-62625251615788285212009-01-20T18:58:00.000-08:002009-11-20T07:42:01.663-08:00KASPAR THE UNFRIENDLY BEARKaspar with Porknievitch the Irritating ArthropodKaspar and Miserable the Disagreeable Moosewith Ranger Horst and Little OlegKaspar with Goody 3 ShoesKaspar's Basic PremiseJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-21106596018766600422009-01-09T12:00:00.000-08:002009-03-15T12:18:07.927-07:00He Hog Extra Material and Jokes - Naveltine, Super Villain MerchandiseHe Hog's Sponsor - NaveltineHe Hog stops the action in his show to do commercials for Naveltine. (this would always happen right when someone desperately needs him to save them - like while Half Life is being tortured by a super villain) "I'll save you, Half-Life....but first... I'd like to tell all the kiddies out there about a tasty new powder that's full of nutrition too!"Naveltine is made JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-58243046976077691622009-01-08T11:23:00.000-08:002009-01-20T17:10:35.313-08:00Links To More Cartoon ShowsTHE HEARTACHESMORE HEARTACHES - THE OTHER CHARACTERSBe sure to read all the comments to see how much people want to see these shows!_____________________________WALLY MANWALLY MAN 2wally-man-3-some-story-ideasWALLY'S GIRLFRIENDWALLY'S NEPHEWS_____________________________BRIK BLASTOFFJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-56529169731120621812008-02-04T14:37:00.000-08:002012-01-31T12:15:47.860-08:00The Goofy GremlinsJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-29026603580392753132007-10-31T11:55:00.001-07:002009-03-30T05:26:27.604-07:00GEORGE LIQUOR'S CARTOONY TYPE VARIETY SHOWThis is a prime-time ensemble show with a regular cast and a rotating cast. It has an open format which leaves lots of room to try out new characters and ideas.GEORGE LIQUOR VARIETY PROGRAMHi Mike,this is a format for a cartoon show that I hope you will like.It's inspired by Jack Benny's Show from the 50s and 60s. The Jack Benny Program had a really clever open format that allowed for more than JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com41tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-40310528580846116502007-10-31T05:33:00.000-07:002011-07-04T12:48:47.381-07:00Heaven's Answer to LustAction VS God George Liquor is a God-fearing widower who is saving himself for Heaven. He is totally devoted to his deceased wife Mabel, whose rear end is stuffed and mounted on the wall in his trophy room.Merle (Sody’s big sister), A vixenish and buxom divorcee from down the street, has the hots for George and tries to seduce him in his own house of purity.She is gorgeous and extremely tempting,JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-35471299000729805602007-10-30T16:23:00.004-07:002012-07-22T18:39:58.312-07:00Who Is George Liquor? AND A NEW CARTOON IN THE WORKS!For those of you who don't know who George Liquor is, here are some highlights of his history.Painting by Bill Wray from the first starring role in Ren and Stimpy.Man's Best FriendDrawings by me and Mike Kim.Animation by Carbunkle.MAN'S BEST FRIEND - SOFA CLIP (12.4mb)George Liquor's personality and humor is a combination of classic situation comedies and cartoon humor at the same time. The JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-31306035828813808352007-10-30T15:47:00.000-07:002009-03-30T05:27:16.613-07:00The Bikini SalesmanTHE BIKINI SALESMANPREMISE(Premise #1: A good excuse to show pretty girls modeling bikinis. Jimmy is a Bikini Salesman in a bikini store. )(Premise #2: Introduce Sody and set up budding romance. Leave audience hoping that Jimmy and Sody will get together later on.Jimmy likes Sody, but doesn’t know if Sody likes him. He feels inadequate. Sody has the same feelings toward Jimmy.Shows developing JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-16222990655953603962007-10-30T15:28:00.000-07:002009-03-30T05:27:41.296-07:00Wild ElkdomWild Elkdom George and Jimmy go hunting.George tells Jimmy all about the beauty of nature as they ride to the wilderness in a huge 4 by 4. We need our walls to be as beautiful as the wild - only dead!Nature Show Being FilmedWhile they hunt, we keep cutting away to a jeep driven by an elk. The Elk’s TV crew rides with him.The elk has a nature show that other elks watch, called Wild Elkdom. It JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com4