JOHN K. PITCH BLOG

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41472355694351022732012-01-20T09:32:42.971-08:00JOHN K. PITCH BLOGJohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.comBlogger281100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-58656041594301660812011-11-04T17:07:00.000-07:002012-01-19T20:19:43.273-08:00Thing In Progress

CLICK THEM TO TURN THEM AROUNDhttp://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2011/07/messin-around-with-my-new-toy.htmlhttp://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2008/04/wally-man-made-of-skin-and-pink.htmlhttp://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2008/04/goofy-gremlins-in-color.htmlhttp://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2008/04/fump-pics.htmlKIDS LOVE TO COLLECT CHEAP TOYS

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-25746643831951282352010-06-09T12:11:00.000-07:002011-06-30T10:23:56.357-07:00He Hog and Villains

HE HOG'S POWERS AND WEAKNESSHE HOG'S SECRET IDENTITIESPROFESSOR MOLEMIKEY MANTIDTHE DOOMSDAY MACHINEHE HOG THE MOVIELinks to stories and stuff:http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2006/02/calling-all-kids-he-hog-atomic-pig.htmlhttp://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2007/10/he-hogs-comic-book-world-secret.htmlhttp://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2007/10/he-hogs-secret-headquarters.htmlhttp://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-40883907906683888822010-04-29T09:27:00.000-07:002011-06-30T10:23:17.125-07:00THE HE HOG MOVIE with Professor Mole

PROFESSOR MOLE AND HIS EVIL INSECT BMF THREATEN ARMAGEDDON!THE BRAIN THAT PUNISHED A PLANETThis is Professor Mole's brain. It is packed with dangerous ideas. Moles grow on it in front of our very eyes. They devour his thoughts causing his scalp to tingle with a burning urgency too intense for our puny imaginations to contemplate.This is Professor Mole, owner of the brain.The Professor is

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-6114602008531018572009-11-20T07:24:00.000-08:002009-12-10T23:32:07.038-08:00Meeting:

THE HEARTACHESHe Hog the Atomic PigKaspar The Unfriendly BearKASPAR PILOT STORYMORE KASPAR STORYBOARDSREPACKAGING CLASSIC CARTOONS AND ADDING NEW WRAPAROUNDS AND CARTOONSTOYS AND CARTOONS COMBINED - RETRO IDEASPUMCO ACTION TOYS AND CARTOONSSPUMCO TOYS

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-79511521743967803372009-09-25T10:09:00.000-07:002010-01-22T23:30:03.751-08:00Kaspar Pilot

Kaspar wakes up with a particularly irritating bullet in his eye one morning and decides to write a letter."I know you did it!"outline by Tom Minton:KASPAR THE THWARTER OF URGES A WONDERFUL MORNING - LetterA nice day in the forest, beautiful flowers. Kaspar sits, looking thoughtful. We reveal he’s writing a letter as the sun slowly rises.“I just thought I’d write and tell you exactly what I think

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-35574970187234452322009-08-20T17:05:00.000-07:002009-08-23T10:50:56.225-07:00Wally Whimsy Pilot Story

Prologue:In Limbo, a group of gremlins are exchanging superstitious stories about contacts with human beings: mythological creatures who supposedly inhabit the 3rd dimension.http://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2008/02/goofy-gremlins.htmlWally doesn't buy it. He laughs at the ignorant reports, especially at the warnings of bad luck that follows encounters with the mythical humans.Dissolve to:The

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-84477694742714139682009-08-20T17:00:00.000-07:002009-08-23T10:44:37.642-07:00Wally Whimsy

The Wally Whimsy ShowShow PremiseThe Wally Whimsy Show is a take off on a time tested-Saturday Morning Cartoon genre - The ‘small’ show. ‘Small’ shows typically feature tiny magical creatures that bring good fortune to people or ‘get along’ with everybody. We are supposed to learn morals from them and generally get the message that everything will be oh so wonderful if we only learn to love each

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-51571301618515210012009-08-17T10:37:00.000-07:002009-12-09T18:31:53.495-08:00John K. Presents: episode 2

Episode 2Titles and INTRO: 2 minutes - Live Action John with...CARTOON 1: 5 minutes: Heartaches Poodle StoryTHE HEARTACHESFake Commercial: 1 minute: My Little Ass - meet the Share BearsCARTOON 2: 3 minutes: TBD?OUTRO and titles: 1 minute:

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-78135073266557452192009-08-17T10:27:00.000-07:002009-08-17T10:35:13.185-07:00MISERABLE THE DISAGREEABLE MOOSE -1

(1st Bear/Moose cartoon)[SITUATION: Kaspar is usually the one who irritates the Rangers of Ruthenia. Miserable the Disagreeable Moose comes along and pesters the Rangers. Kaspar Bear must challenge Miserable’s meanness in order to assert his authority.]MorningKaspar wakes up one morning. Sun shining through hole in his tree. He wipes the crud off his eyes (add joke-what does he do with it?)

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-56406297387658640462009-08-17T10:22:00.000-07:002009-08-17T10:27:45.491-07:00GOODY 3 SHOES

EST GOODY 3 SHOESGoody Three-Shoes wears red plastic shoes on her cute 3 feet.Everybody likes her, which makes her sad.She’s looking for someone to detest her.People always give her presents and ask her to marry them.One day she sits on a stump, crying.Grumpy Kaspar walks up to her and asks her “What’s wrong, little girl?”Goody blubbers: “Nobody hates me!”KASPAR ASSURES HER HE HATES HERBear says

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-20291103327303263002009-08-17T10:16:00.000-07:002009-08-23T11:16:27.182-07:00John K.Presents Format: Episode 1

Episode 1Titles and INTRO: 2 minutes - Live Action John with Kaspar and characters on desk intros 1st cartoonCARTOON 1: 5 minutes: Kraspar The Unreasonable BearKASPAR EPISODE 1 ESTABLISHING CARTOONFake Commercial: 1 minute: My Little Asshttp://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2009/08/my-little-ass.htmlCARTOON 2: 3 minutes: TBD?http://johnkpitch.blogspot.com/2009/08/wally-whimsy.htmlhttp://

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-43937285304636041602009-08-13T10:41:00.000-07:002009-08-23T11:36:11.417-07:00My Little Ass

My Little Ass – Toy Commercial live action sequenceTwo little girls play with something OSGirl #1: What color is your little ass, Jennie?Girl #2: My Little Ass is purple! What color is your Little Ass, Suzy?Girl #1: My Little Ass is pink! Hey! Let’s comb each other’s ass hair!Girl #2: Ok!Eddie (dad) steps inDad: Hey hey hey hey hey! What kind of talk is that for little girls? Didn’t I raise

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-76989956597704281222009-08-04T09:36:00.000-07:002009-08-04T09:52:09.710-07:00Kraspar's Basic Premise

Here is a typical scenario for Kraspar:MORE PICS OF KRASPAR AND HIS ENEMIESSTORIES TO COME...

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-79804932842892905242009-08-03T15:31:00.000-07:002010-08-31T12:01:14.369-07:00John K. Presents - a Funny Animal Cartoon Variety Show

JOHN K. PRESENTSSEE SOME STORYBOARDS HERE!The show offers funny animal cartoons and characters in what would be called skits in variety shows. Characters that become extra popular come back and can be spun off into series.The format for the cartoon show is inspired by:Walt Disney’s Wonderful World:The Walt Disney Show always started with live action of Walt at his desk talking to the audience.

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-26087012398859964012009-03-29T20:41:00.001-07:002012-01-20T09:32:42.991-08:00George Liquor Pitch Posters

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-62625251615788285212009-01-20T18:58:00.000-08:002009-11-20T07:42:01.663-08:00KASPAR THE UNFRIENDLY BEAR

Kaspar with Porknievitch the Irritating ArthropodKaspar and Miserable the Disagreeable Moosewith Ranger Horst and Little OlegKaspar with Goody 3 ShoesKaspar's Basic Premise

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-21106596018766600422009-01-09T12:00:00.000-08:002009-03-15T12:18:07.927-07:00He Hog Extra Material and Jokes - Naveltine, Super Villain Merchandise

He Hog's Sponsor - NaveltineHe Hog stops the action in his show to do commercials for Naveltine. (this would always happen right when someone desperately needs him to save them - like while Half Life is being tortured by a super villain) "I'll save you, Half-Life....but first... I'd like to tell all the kiddies out there about a tasty new powder that's full of nutrition too!"Naveltine is made

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-58243046976077691622009-01-08T11:23:00.000-08:002009-01-20T17:10:35.313-08:00Links To More Cartoon Shows

THE HEARTACHESMORE HEARTACHES - THE OTHER CHARACTERSBe sure to read all the comments to see how much people want to see these shows!_____________________________WALLY MANWALLY MAN 2wally-man-3-some-story-ideasWALLY'S GIRLFRIENDWALLY'S NEPHEWS_____________________________BRIK BLASTOFF

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-56529169731120621812008-02-04T14:37:00.000-08:002008-02-04T14:44:08.489-08:00The Goofy Gremlins

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-29026603580392753132007-10-31T11:55:00.001-07:002009-03-30T05:26:27.604-07:00GEORGE LIQUOR'S CARTOONY TYPE VARIETY SHOW

This is a prime-time ensemble show with a regular cast and a rotating cast. It has an open format which leaves lots of room to try out new characters and ideas.GEORGE LIQUOR VARIETY PROGRAMHi Mike,this is a format for a cartoon show that I hope you will like.It's inspired by Jack Benny's Show from the 50s and 60s. The Jack Benny Program had a really clever open format that allowed for more than

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com41tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-40310528580846116502007-10-31T05:33:00.000-07:002011-07-04T12:48:47.381-07:00Heaven's Answer to Lust

Action VS God George Liquor is a God-fearing widower who is saving himself for Heaven. He is totally devoted to his deceased wife Mabel, whose rear end is stuffed and mounted on the wall in his trophy room.Merle (Sody’s big sister), A vixenish and buxom divorcee from down the street, has the hots for George and tries to seduce him in his own house of purity.She is gorgeous and extremely tempting,

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-35471299000729805602007-10-30T16:23:00.000-07:002009-03-30T05:26:56.869-07:00Who Is George Liquor?

For those of you who don't know who George Liquor is, here are some highlights of his history.Painting by Bill Wray from the first starring role in Ren and Stimpy.Man's Best FriendDrawings by me and Mike Kim.Animation by Carbunkle.MAN'S BEST FRIEND - SOFA CLIP (12.4mb)As you can see from the clips, George Liquor's personality and humor is a combination of classic situation comedies and cartoon

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-31306035828813808352007-10-30T15:47:00.000-07:002009-03-30T05:27:16.613-07:00The Bikini Salesman

THE BIKINI SALESMANPREMISE(Premise #1: A good excuse to show pretty girls modeling bikinis. Jimmy is a Bikini Salesman in a bikini store. )(Premise #2: Introduce Sody and set up budding romance. Leave audience hoping that Jimmy and Sody will get together later on.Jimmy likes Sody, but doesn’t know if Sody likes him. He feels inadequate. Sody has the same feelings toward Jimmy.Shows developing

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-16222990655953603962007-10-30T15:28:00.000-07:002009-03-30T05:27:41.296-07:00Wild Elkdom

Wild Elkdom George and Jimmy go hunting.George tells Jimmy all about the beauty of nature as they ride to the wilderness in a huge 4 by 4. We need our walls to be as beautiful as the wild - only dead!Nature Show Being FilmedWhile they hunt, we keep cutting away to a jeep driven by an elk. The Elk’s TV crew rides with him.The elk has a nature show that other elks watch, called Wild Elkdom. It

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-49269127129250993382007-10-30T15:18:00.000-07:002007-11-01T16:57:14.739-07:00Bomb Shelter

Premise - The Bomb ShelterOmensGeorge wakes up one day with his bunion aching and swollen to the size of an apple. It’s a bad omen. He walks over to the window, looks outside and says “there’s something in the air.” Outside he notices a squirrel with a black spot on his back. Another omen. “It’s bad, it’s baaad,” he says nervously. A string of omens causes George to deduce that the end is

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-46735705669705562952007-10-29T17:44:00.000-07:002010-07-29T10:19:16.396-07:00HE HOG'S COMIC BOOK WORLD - SECRET IDENTITIES

MULTIPLE SECRET IDENTITIESHe-Hog loves the concept of having a secret identity so much, he has more than one.• DR. HORTOBAGY BOGHOSIAN, Comedy DentistOne secret identity he assumes isDR. HORTOBAGY BOGHOSIAN, afamily dentist.• PRISON CONVICTAnother identity is a MILD-MANNERED PRISON CONVICT, serving out a life sentence for unspeakable crimes against humanity. Whenever he hears the call to justice

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-65095332676891348762007-10-29T16:59:00.000-07:002009-01-09T11:57:33.752-08:00HE HOG'S SECRET HEADQUARTERS

SECRET HEADQUARTERS THE FORTRESS OF RECTITUDE: TOP TOP SECRETHe-Hog’s Secret Headquarters is so secret that even He-Hog doesn’t know where it is. Never is its exact location revealed, not even to the audience. We do know, however that it is somewhere in CANADA.The Precious Brain CellYears ago, He-Hog built his secret lair. When it was complete, He-Hog had Half-Life (the only being he trusts)

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147235569435102273.post-54406659262307483972007-10-29T15:32:00.000-07:002010-02-02T23:56:45.727-08:00The Bottled City Of Human Women

He Hog Surveys Earth For Suitable Specimens of Human Women For An Environmental PreserveOne day, Half Life peers into He Hog's laboratory and sees him sitting behind a big glass bottle.He Hog is wearing retractable microscopic spectacles and staring into the bottle while looking supremely intelligent.Half Life asks what's in the bottle."This is a perfectly preserved miniature city, Half Life. It

JohnKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14033480276168015590noreply@blogger.com8